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Booby Cactus - Myrtillocactus Geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku 10.5cm H15cm

Booby Cactus - Myrtillocactus Geometrizans Fukurokuryuzinboku 10.5cm H15cm

£46.00 GBP
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Meet the ‘Booby Cactus’—the ultimate botanical curveball. With her soft, rounded mounds and unique, breast-like protrusions, she is the cheeky masterpiece of the succulent world. Bold, sculptural, and undeniably a conversation starter, she’s here to bring some serious humor and high-end geometric design to your collection.

  • The Formal Name: Myrtillocactus geometrizans 'Fukurokuryuzinboku'
  • The Nickname: Booby Cactus / Breast Cactus
  • Roots: A rare, monstrous cultivar of the species native to the arid landscapes of Central Mexico.
  • Natural Vibe: Basking in intense desert sun on rocky hillsides, standing out with its surreal silhouette.

Care Guide

  • Care Guide:
  • Sunlight: She’s a sun-seeker. Bright, direct light is her happy place—it keeps her curves firm and healthy.
  • Best Room: A south-facing windowsill or a sunny conservatory where she can soak up the rays.
  • Snacks: A weak cactus fertiliser once a month during the spring and summer growing season.
  • Tropical Feels: Not a humidity fan. She needs dry air and plenty of airflow to prevent rot.
  • Cosy Factor: Happy in the heat (18–30°C). Keep her above 10°C in winter and away from frost.
  • Thirst: Use the "soak and dry" method. Let the soil dry out 100% before giving her a drink.
  • Safety First: Generally safe, though her skin can be sensitive. Best as a "look but don't touch" treasure.
  • The Bedding: An extremely gritty, fast-draining cactus and succulent mineral mix.
  • Family Tree: Propagate via stem cuttings—just let the piece callous over before planting.
  • Space Needs: An upright grower that can eventually reach over a metre tall, though she takes her time.
  • Speed: A slow and steady grower; her unique shape is a work of slow-motion art.
  • Uninvited Guests: Watch for mealybugs hiding in the "folds" of her unique shape.
  • Moving Day: Rarely needed; she loves a snug pot with perfect drainage.
  • Haircut: No pruning required—her natural curves are her best feature!
  • Fresh Air: A desert warrior that thrives on light and brings a sense of fun to your space.
  • Plant Lore: Named "Fukurokuryuzinboku" in Japanese, which refers to the "god of fortune" for a prosperous home.
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